Looking for an activity to do with Girl Scouts? Try this one instead.

No Girl Scouts were harmed in the making of this paper fortune teller. The cookies? Well, OK, I did eat three Samoas while writing these fortunes. But that was strictly for research purposes.

Girl Scout cookies are serious business, and we’re not talking about money the here. Just today my husband was questioning me about the location of the second and final box of Thin Mints. I fear it’s not long for this world.

To help you figure out how your Girl Scout cookie season will unfold (with sharing and songs and rainbows–or wrestling matches over the last Samoa), we’ve created this printable cootie catcher.

Download this PDF, print, fold and enjoy your cookies.