It was a dark and stormy night. OK, not really, I’ve always just wanted to type that.
When I’m not making paper fortune tellers, I actually make my living writing all kinds of practical stuff for clients.
So it only seemed natural to create a printable cootie catcher for working writers. It’s to help wordsmiths everywhere glimpse into their professional futures.
Download this PDF, print, fold and read the writing on the wall. Sample fortune: The next time a clients says “the check is in the mail” ask if he’s willing to take a lie detector test.
No. 43: Fortunes for Working Writers
Can you make something similar for clients to use whenever they’re late making a payment? Of course, all the fortunes should foretell dire consequences.
Good idea! Maybe, “What’s Going to Happen if You Don’t Pay Your Contractors?” Or I could do one with creative collection techniques for freelancers.