Actually, I’m convinced my cat knows the winning lottery numbers but since he can’t talk, he has no way of giving them to me. So to help me — and you — out of this conundrum, I created this lucky, lucky, lotto number cootie catcher.
It spits out one number each time you play until you have enough numbers to fill out your whole ticket. (OK, sometimes you have to do a little math.)
Download this PDF, print, fold and go win millions.