Few women make it to the age of 25 without a few “Oh shit, my period is late” moments. This is usually followed by mild panic and sometimes peeing on a stick.

But wouldn’t it be more fun to consult a cootie catcher? To get a little insight before you make that trip to the drug store. Or until you get your period. Or while you wait three minutes for the results to pop up on one of those little sticks.

(And for the record, no I’m not pregnant. I even consulted this paper fortune teller.) If you’re hoping for a baby, we suggest you head straight for the corner drug store.

Download this PDF, print, fold and find out if you’re expecting.

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