Aaargh! It’s time to embrace your inner pirate, mateys.

We’ve all daydreamed about running around on a pirate ship with Johnny Depp. Or, you know, just a sword and some of those cool billowy pants.

It seems like a great big adventure. Buried treasure. Pirate maps. Swords. But the life of a pirate is filled with peril and that’s where this cootie catcher comes in.

It’s full of important messages for pirates and pirate wannabes.

Download this PDF, print, fold and find your pirate fortune.

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