I have these very distinct memories of making paper fortune tellers in grade school. And ours ALWAYS included predictions about what you’d be doing when you grew up.

You hoped to be living in a mansion or something else grandiose. But sometimes you’d get a bad fortune (you live in a tent! and smell!). When you’re little, it’s so much fun to imagine the possibilities of being an adult.

It seems like adults get to do whatever they want, whenever they want. With that spirit in mind, this cootie catcher includes some fun and (sometimes) over-the-top predictions about adult life for little kids longing for that imagined freedom.

Download this PDF, print, fold and delight a kid.