Apparently, it’s technical issue week here on The Daily Cootie Catcher. My Internet at home went out last night when I was about to put this up. But that just means this is a two cootie catcher Thursday. Hooray!
After so many wedding related paper fortune tellers, I thought it was time to go to the dark side: break-ups. There’s already a break-up survival guide cootie catcher here. But how about one to do the breaking up for you?
I know folks who’ve stayed in relationships for MONTHS because they dreaded having the big talk. Or who just hoped if they were less attentive the other person would break up with them.
Now you can take the middle ground: Simply ask the person you want to dump to use this fortune teller. The message should come across loud and clear.
Download this PDF, print, fold and dump your unwanted boyfriend or girlfriend.