Whenever I’m invited to a bridal shower or wedding, I have a hard time finding a card I really like.

The ones at the store seem to be on the sappy side for my tastes, and I’m too much of a procrastinator to have ordered a kick-ass one in advance from Etsy.

So what’s a slacker to do when she’s card-less at noon and needs to be at a shower at 2 p.m.? Download and print out this cootie catcher. It makes a great card and a fun addition to your gift.

And best of all, it mixes heartfelt (but not sappy) sentiment with some cheekier fortunes.

Download this PDF, print, fold and make a bride happy.

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No. 106: Fortunes for the Bride