Dear Internet, it’s fair season, and I just spent a lovely night at the demolition derby. A tried-and-true Midwest tradition to please all ages.

But even if you’re one of those rare people who doesn’t like to watch cars smash into each other, you’ll still find something appealing at the fair. Funnel cakes. Lemon shake-ups. Carnival rides. Crafts. Farm animals.

Really, there’s no end to the wholesome fun. Get thee to the fair. This paper fortune teller gives you a preview of all the fun you’ll have.

Download this PDF, print, fold and find your fortune.