If we’re being honest, there are times we’re at work (or supposed to be at work) when, well, we don’t really want to be working.

Maybe we’d rather check Facebook or our favorite blogs. Wink at people on Match.com. Sneak out early. Come in late. Take an extra long lunch. Flirt with the cute guy in IT. You name it.

But in order to do all this slacking off effectively, you need to know one important thing: Is your boss watching? The answer can change by the minute or the day.

Luckily, we’ve made you this cootie catcher to help you work less without getting fired.

Download this PDF, print, fold and find out the truth.