OK, so sometimes there’s something going on in your life that you just want to stop. Except, it seems like it will never end.

Maybe your 8-year-old never stops talking. Or you can’t kick a cold. Or your boss is being a total ass to you at work. Or you’re stuck on a cross-country road trip with your family.

The possibilities here are endless. So when you really need to know when it will stop, this cootie catcher is here to help.

Download this PDF, print, fold and find out the truth.