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No. 80: Will You Get Promoted?

Posted by on May 4, 2011 in Work | 0 comments

Oh, work. You can’t live with it. You can’t live without it.

Despite your fantasies of becoming a man or woman of leisure, you’ll probably find yourself in the work force for 4 decades or more. And sometimes you might not feel very appreciated.

Will anyone notice all your hard work and talent? And reward you with a promotion and a big fat raise? Oh, and while we’re asking, how about two more weeks of vacation?

Wonder no more. This cootie catcher is here to save the day.  It knows whether you’ll get promoted or passed over for that annoying girl who smacks gum in the next cubicle.

Download this PDF, print, fold and find out your prospects.

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No. 80: Will You Get Promoted?

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No. 62: Your Past Life Revealed

Posted by on Apr 16, 2011 in Misc., Work | 2 comments

It’s a rainy Saturday afternoon here, so instead of finishing my new raised garden bed, I’m wondering what I did in my last life (if I had one!).

Don’t you ever imagine your other past selves? Maybe you daydream about being a cowboy and herding cattle. Or heading West on the Oregon Trail in a covered wagon. Or maybe something else entirely.

Wonder no more. This mystical paper fortune teller has an answer.

Download this PDF, print, fold and find out about your former life.

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No. 57: Your Mexican Wrestling Name

Posted by on Apr 11, 2011 in Misc., Work | 0 comments

I grew up on a steady diet of WWF wrestling. Cheering for Hulk Hogan. Jeering at Randy the Machoman Savage. And squealing whenever Jake the Snake let his pet crawl all over the loser.

But in my 20s, I discovered the colorful masks and characters of Mexican Wrestling. Who wouldn’t fall for El Santo, the Blue Devil and Rey Mysterio Jr.? If WWF is a mainstream action movie, Lucha Libre is the slightly offbeat indie flick you can’t help but fall in love with.

And, of course, half the fun of wrestling is imagining yourself in the ring. So what would your Mexican Wrestling name be?

Download this PDF, print, fold and find your inner luchador.

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No. 54: Fortunes for Bloggers

Posted by on Apr 8, 2011 in Misc., Work | 0 comments

There’s a blog for just about everything (I know, shocking to read that on a blog for cootie catchers, right?) Currently, I’m obsessed with this one and this one over here, too.  And this blog right here? It inspired this whole paper fortune teller obsession.

So it only seemed appropriate to give something back to all the awesome bloggers out there with a paper fortune teller that gives them a glimpse into the future.

Download this PDF, print, fold and find your blogging fortune.

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No. 52: Instant Office Gossip Generator

Posted by on Apr 6, 2011 in Work | 0 comments

Sometimes work is just, well, boring.

We don’t blame you for wanting to make the soul-sucking hours ahead of you a little more interesting. But how can you make the hours between 9 and 5 move faster?

Let us present the Instant Office Gossip Generator. Use it to find a choice phrase to whisper to the biggest busy body in the office. Then sit back and watch the fun.

Download this PDF, print, fold and liven up your work week.

 

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No. 52: Instant Office Gossip Generator

 

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No. 50: Will You Ever Retire?

Posted by on Apr 4, 2011 in Money, Work | 0 comments

We all hope to retire sooner rather than later, but thinking about all the details — like how we’ll afford it — ranks right up there on the fun scale with scrubbing the toilet.

Still, we like to daydream about days on the beach. Or maybe trips to Italy. Or, heck, just NOT waking up to an alarm clock. Look into your retirement future with this mystical paper fortune teller.

Download this PDF, print, fold and find out how long you’ll have to work.

 

 

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